Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Self-Defense

RIGHT OF SELF-DEFENSE?

IRAN V. ISRAEL

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RIGHT TO SELF-DEFENSE

We are a bit late with this, 24 hours in fact, but it takes precedence over what we were working on. It has been quite a cognitive crucifixion not to decide on which way to vote, if at all, but to find any time in the past of our electoral system such a dirth of principle existed in what remains a two-party system. It was taking quite a bit of time and analysis, and all of a sudden Iran elects to "even the score" with a retaliation against Israel. Also, some new buzz-words were still-birthed as well as some surviving ones ridden excessively.

One that seems to have faded is the "deconfliction zone" which refers to when and where people involved will stop attacking one another. A very ominous and insane asylum flock of refugees apparently exists in Israel at the moment. We have established quite clearly that Nitwit Yahoo is slaughtering as many civilians, women, and children as possible in Gaza, but his purpose seemed to be self-preservation, to use his position as a war-time leader as a cloak of immunity in much the same manner as Demented Don is running for President in the U.S. We now hear that many members of his ruling clique are worse and more sadistic and unchecked than even him. They want to kill every Palestinian they can and take over the land. Kushner (yes, the son-in-law of the orange man) has said that Gaza looks like an "excellent beach-front" property. Other members of Neten's cabinet call Palestinians "animals," and there are hopes that larger swaths of land in the Golan Heights will be added to the land already bearing the Trump name.

A reasonable Calculus incrementally and tangentially set to zero would make this quadratic linear and … I'm realizing that one needs to use this term with less background, not even Leibnitz meant that.

So what did happen? Well, starting with Israel's attack on the Iranian consulate in Syria (legally, Iranian soil) several Iranian officials or officers were killed – not clear whether murder, assassination, or war – by Israel (not by its client state's or organization.) This is the same excess as would be an attack on Teheran. Iran said that it would retaliate. The attack on Iran was April Fool's Day, and the response was two weeks later.

The response was actually quite stylish and was quite amusing to follow on MSM here in the U.S. It was helpful to stay with one outlet to watch as the story developed. The first thing we heard was that a drone (yes, singular) had been sent from Iran to Israel. If you knew its probable speed and distance, you could estimate that it would be five hours before it reached Israel so that left time to wash the dishes and change, at the very least. All of a sudden, it became 45 and then 100 drones on the way to Zion. What are we going to do?

Well, as we wonder, we learn that after these two hours passed, 100 missiles have been launched and are heading towards Israel at twice the speed of the drones. It is still not Calculus, but the addition is clear. You do it.

Finally, we hear of a lack of warning. Right after the Israeli raid on the Iranian embassy or consulate, Iran said they would retaliate by exercising the right to self-defense. Then the attack was at least five hours (the drones) ahead of time, giving ample time for others to shoot them down. When we first heard of the attack, I was asked how long it would take to land and said "less than 20 minutes"). Well, obviously, I didn't have all the facts. I had simply believed that they used an ICBM such as we timed during or so exciting games with the Soviet Union. This was hardly that. Let us hope that some degree of sanity returns before Israel increases its pursuit of Lebensraum.

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The Middle East is bracing for the possibility of regional war after Iran responded to Israel's bombing of the Iranian Consulate in Damascus with a major drone and missile attack Saturday. The attack caused little damage inside Israel, as it intercepted nearly all of the drones and missiles with help from the United States, Britain, France and Jordan. Iran's government described the attack as a defensive maneuver after Israel's unprovoked strike on its embassy killed some of Iran's top military brass. This was "a performative operation to send a message," says journalist Reza Sayah, who joins us from Tehran. But while Iran "does not want to escalate matters," Israel may be preparing to do just that. Washington, D.C.-based analyst Trita Parsi says that Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu has been trying to instigate conflict between the U.S. and Iran for "more than two decades," and given that Biden has demonstrated an unwillingness to "draw any red lines for Israel publicly," these latest provocations could become a prime "opportunity" for such a war. Crucially, Iranian restraint "cannot last forever," warns our final roundtable guest, the Israeli journalist Gideon Levy, who touches on both Iran's own sovereignty and increasing global pressure for Israel to end its war on Gaza. "Gaza is still starving and bleeding, and we shouldn't forget it," says Levy.

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AMY GOODMAN: The Middle East is bracing for possible retaliation from Israel after Iran launched 300 drones and missiles at Israel in response to Israel's recent bombing of the Iranian Consulate in Damascus, Syria. The Iranian attack caused little damage inside Israel, which intercepted nearly all the drones and missiles, with help from the United States, Britain, France and Jordan. U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres called for maximum restraint Sunday at an emergency U.N. Security Council meeting.

SECRETARY-GENERAL ANTÓNIO GUTERRES: The Middle East is on the brink. The people of the region are confronting a real danger of a devastating, full-scale conflict. Now is the time to defuse and deescalate. Now is the time for maximum restraint.

AMY GOODMAN: As we broadcast, Israel's war cabinet is reconvening to debate how to respond to Iran's first-ever direct attack. Israeli war cabinet member Benny Gantz has vowed Israel will retaliate against Iran.

BENNY GANTZ: [translated] In the face of the Iranian threat, we will build a regional coalition and exact the price from Iran in the fashion and timing that is right for us. And most importantly, faced with the desire of our enemies to harm us, we will continue to unite and become stronger.

AMY GOODMAN: President Biden has reiterated his, quote, "ironclad" support for Israel, but he reportedly told Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that the United States will not participate in any retaliatory strikes against Iran.

At the United Nations Sunday, Iran's U.N. Ambassador Saeid Iravani defended the missile and drone attack on Israel, saying it was done in self-defense.

SAEID IRAVANI: These countries, especially the United States, have shielded Israel from any responsibility for the Gaza massacre. While they have denied Iran's inherent right to self-defense against the Israeli armed attack on our diplomatic premises, at the same time they shamefully justify the Israeli massacre and genocide against the defenseless Palestinian people under the pretext of self-defense.

AMY GOODMAN: Iran's attacks on Israel may add new momentum for the U.S. Congress to approve more aid for Israel as the House returns to session today.

For more, we go to Tehran, where we're joined by Reza Sayah, freelance journalist based in Tehran, where he joins us from. Trita Parsi is executive vice president of the Quincy Institute for Responsible Statecraft, joining us from Washington, D.C. And later we'll speak with Gideon Levy, award-winning Israeli journalist and author in Tel Aviv. He's columnist for the newspaper Haaretz, a member of its editorial board. His most recent piece is headlined "If Iran Attacks Israel, the Blame Lies on Israel's Irresponsible Decision-makers."

We welcome you all to Democracy Now! Reza Sayah, let's begin with you in Tehran. Can you talk about the response there in Iran's capital after Iran retaliated against Israel for bombing the Iranian Consulate in Damascus?

REZA SAYAH: Well, the people of Iran have had a variety of responses and sentiments. And I think it's important to remind everyone that neither myself nor any journalist can sit here and tell you that a population, an entire population, has a single feeling, a single voice, a single sentiment, but this is what you hear oftentimes in Western news media, are journalists describing what an entire population is feeling or saying. That's simply not the case. There are different competing sentiments in every population, and that is the case here in Iran.

There's a segment of the population here in Iran that are staunch supporters of the clerical establishment, staunch supporters of the supreme leader. They believe that it's the duty of every Muslim to support and help the oppressed, and they view Gazans and Palestinians as the oppressed. They're following very closely the events in Gaza over the past six months. They were outraged when Iran's Consulate was attacked in Syria. And they cheered Iran's response over the weekend when they fired those rockets and those drones in Israel. That's one segment of the population.

There's another segment of the population in Iran that are staunch critics of the government. They have a very different view. They want reform in the government. Some want the government gone. They don't mind when senior officials of the Revolutionary Guard are assassinated. They don't mind when the establishment is undermined, when the Revolutionary Guard is undermined. They believe that the Iranian government, instead of funding Hezbollah and Hamas, should help the people. So they were — they are and they remain critical of Iran's role in this conflict.

But it's important to point out that most people here in Iran are, remarkably, continuing their lives. Obviously, some people are worried. They see the headlines. They wonder what's going to happen. But remarkably, they continue their lives. Schools are open. Stores are open. Businesses are open. And I think that speaks to the resilience of the Iranian people, who've faced so many challenges over these last 40-plus years — the isolation, a horrible economy, inflation, a lack of jobs. But somehow they continue living while monitoring what's happening.

AMY GOODMAN: Can you talk about who died in the attack on the Iranian Consulate in Damascus? At least two Iranian generals. Is that right?

REZA SAYAH: Yeah, these were two Iranian generals that had significant roles in Iran's presence in Syria and the reported operations that Iran has conducted against U.S. targets in the region, in Syria and Iraq. And it's important to note that many people within the government continue to remind everyone that this was an act of war by Israel, even though Israel has not confirmed that it conducted the attack on the Iranian Consulate. Iran continues to remind the international community — they did it at the U.N. Security Council meeting — that Iran's attack on Israel was a response to an act of war that Israel carried out against the Iranian Consulate, which is seen as Iranian soil.

It is also important to point out that Iran's response took two weeks. And that is in line with how Iran has reacted to similar incidents and assassinations in recent years. You'll recall the assassination of General Soleimani, the top-ranking Revolutionary Guard general, in Iraq in 2020. You'll recall Iran's response was to attack a U.S. airbase in Iraq, but just as they did with this attack in Israel, they took a lot of time. It is reported that they even announced what they were going to do. And that's a clear indication that Iran does not want to escalate matters with Israel and the U.S. and regional allies, that this was, as many say, a performative operation to send a message, and calculated in a way where Iran doesn't want to escalate matters. And you saw Iranian officials explicitly say that, for them, the matter is over. Now we wait to see if Israel agrees, if it's over for them, if they retaliate, and what Iran does after that.

AMY GOODMAN: I want to go to John Bolton, Trump's former national security adviser, interviewed on CNN.

WOLF BLITZER: Give us your assessment of an appropriate Israeli response to what Iran has now done.

JOHN BOLTON: Well, what Iran did tonight that I think was most significant was the firing of ballistic missiles and cruise missiles from its territory directly at Israel. Almost certainly at this point, none of those missiles contained a nuclear warhead. But you never can tell when the next firing, the next salvo of ballistic missiles might contain a nuclear warhead. So, I think among the many targets Israel should consider, this is the opportunity to destroy Iran's nuclear weapons program. And I hope President Biden is not trying to dissuade Prime Minister Netanyahu from doing that.

AMY GOODMAN: So, that was John Bolton speaking on CNN. We're also joined by Trita Parsi, executive vice president of the Quincy Institute for Responsible Statecraft, speaking to us from Washington, D.C. Trita, can you respond to what Bolton said and also how Washington is responding right now?

TRITA PARSI: Well, I think you saw there, in John Bolton's response, he used the word "opportunity." And this is how some of the hawks view this. They see this as an opportunity to materialize the war between the United States and Iran and Israel that they have been seeking for more than 25 years. And that includes Bibi Netanyahu. I think it should not be forgotten that Netanyahu has been trying to start a war between the United States and Iran for more than two decades and has seen him being actually rebuffed by several presidents in a row, who may have been very hawkish on Iran, who may themselves have contemplated the idea of going to war with Iran, but who nevertheless rejected the pressure from Netanyahu to do so on behalf of Israel. But Bolton is reflecting that view, the idea that this is an opportunity to have a much larger war in the Middle East.

AMY GOODMAN: And can you talk about President Biden saying that Israel has the "ironclad" support of the U.S., but telling Netanyahu after this attack that the U.S. would not participate in any kind of retaliation, though the U.S. intercepted, I think they said, how many drones and something like six missiles and 90 drone strikes on the — with the Iranian attack? Jordan also participated, as did Britain and France.

TRITA PARSI: I think what Biden is saying here is quite contradictory, because at the end of the day, there will be no distinction between offensive and defensive measures in the second the war actually breaks out. So, consider this scenario. The United States does not support and does not participate in Israel's counterstrikes against Iran, and the Israelis may follow Bolton's advice and try to target Iran's nuclear facilities. The Iranians then respond in kind with a much larger barrage of missiles. Clearly what they did this time around was choreographed to minimize damage and make sure that there's no casualties. Next time around, they won't do that. Once the Iranians have started their counterstrikes, then the United States is dragged into the war, because Biden said that he will participate in the defensive measures. And then, regardless of what the previous measure was by the United States, the U.S. will be at war in the Middle East. And as a result, Netanyahu now has a clear pathway on how to drag the United States into this war. All he needs to do is to escalate further. The U.S. will reject that, but then the U.S. will be there once the Iranians are responding. And at that point, any distinction between offensive and defensive is meaningless.

If Biden instead makes it very, very clear that it does not lie in the U.S.'s interest to have any escalation in the region and draws a red line in front of Iran and in front of Israel, he will then not need to come to the defense of Israel, because there will not be a war to begin with. That would be a much better pathway that serves U.S. interests, that prevents any regional escalation. But so far we have seen that Biden, even though he apparently is frustrated privately, he does not feel comfortable to draw any red lines for Israel publicly. And the ones that he has drawn privately, Netanyahu has systematically ignored for the last seven months.

AMY GOODMAN: We're talking to Trita Parsi, who's executive vice president of the Quincy Institute, has written several books on Iran and the United States. We're going to continue with him and Reza Sayah, freelance journalist in Tehran, and we'll be joined by Gideon Levy, who is Haaretz columnist, on the editorial board of Haaretz, wrote the article "If Iran Attacks Israel, the Blame Lies on Israel's Irresponsible Decision-makers." Back in 30 seconds.

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The Middle East is bracing for Israel to retaliate amidst claims — calls for restraint after Iran fired over 350 drones and missiles at Israel in response to Israel's attack on the Iranian Consulate in Syria that killed two Iranian generals and a number of other military officers. We are joined by guests in Tehran and Washington, D.C., and now to Tel Aviv, where we're joined by Gideon Levy, an award-winning Israeli journalist and author, columnist for the newspaper Haaretz and a member of its editorial board, his most recent piece headlined "If Iran Attacks Israel, the Blame Lies on Israel's Irresponsible Decision-makers."

In it, Gideon writes, quote, "For several years now, Israel has provoked Iran constantly, in Lebanon, Syria and also on Iranian soil, and has not paid any price. It would be foolish to believe that the rope Israel has stretched will not break. That moment may have come." He ends by writing, "Just don't say, again, that there was no choice. There was a choice: not to kill. Even if it is deserved, even if it is permitted and even if it is possible. The person who sent the assassins put Israel at risk of war with Iran."

Gideon Levy, you are joined — you are joining Reza Sayah, a freelance journalist in Tehran, Iran, and Trita Parsi, one of the heads of the Quincy Institute. Can you respond to Iran's attack and what Israel did to provoke that, the bombing of the Iranian Consulate in Damascus? Did that surprise you?

GIDEON LEVY: Nothing surprised here. The only thing which surprised, really, was the defensive capability of Israel, together with its allies. It was really impressive. But it's not a guarantee for the future. When I wrote my article, it was before the attack came. And still I thought that the assassination in Damascus was unnecessary. The problem with the Israeli armed forces and intelligence organizations is that whenever they see an opportunity, they take it, without thinking about the consequences, without thinking about the price. And until now it was working for them, because Iran didn't react 'til now directly on Israel, only through its proxies. But it was very clear that this cannot last forever.

So, those who send the assassinators to assassinate on Iranian soil, on an Iranian diplomatic mission, those two generals and five more, those had to think what will be the next day. And the next day came, and we were attacked. And luckily enough, we didn't suffer out of this attack. The only conclusion right now should be: No, don't you dare to retaliate now, because then we will be in a regional war, and that's a new game.

AMY GOODMAN: Talk about what Benny Gantz said — as we broadcast right now, the war cabinet, Israel's war cabinet, has reconvened — what Netanyahu said. Of course, they are competing with each other. If Netanyahu were to go down, it's perceivable Benny Gantz would become the next prime minister. But talk about what's happening within that war cabinet.

GIDEON LEVY: Amy, it's for long time that I claim that those who want to get rid of Netanyahu are obviously right, but the hope that the alternative will be any better on core issues — for many issues it will be much better, but on core issues, like apartheid, the occupation, continuing the war in Gaza, will be very, very disappointed. And here we go. Benny Gantz, who is the alternative, who is the liberal alternative, who is the dovish alternative of Israel, he speaks exactly like Netanyahu and would act exactly like Netanyhau when it comes to core issues or core questions like launching an assassination, like launching a war, like using the military power of Israel. And that's really very, very depressing that there is no alternative thinking in Israel and no lessons out of the experience. All the assassinations that Israel committed, all of them, never led to anywhere. Nothing good came out of them, except of the ego of the organizations who stood behind it. And here comes this Benny Gantz, the big hope of the liberal Israel, and suggests to continue the war, to make it worse, to go for a regional war with Iran. That's really, really, very depressing.

AMY GOODMAN: Are you concerned, Gideon Levy, that what's happening with Iran now is taking attention away from what's happening in Gaza, where the death toll just continues to mount, over — close to 34,000 people, just the official death toll, is expected to be much higher, and where the resistance was mounting in the United States, for example, on President Biden not to arm Israel, given what's happening in Gaza, that now the House, which is notoriously divided, is perhaps coming together around giving more aid to Israel?

GIDEON LEVY: It goes without saying, Amy. Not only Gaza is forgotten. Also look what is happening in the West Bank — pogrom after pogrom, and nobody cares anymore. The army collaborates in those pogroms. We have videos from the last days in which the army not only stands aside, but many times take part of those pogroms against the Palestinians. And nobody pays attention to it — not to speak, obviously, about Gaza — because everyone is now concerned about Iran. But Gaza is still starving and bleeding, and we shouldn't forget it, even not for a moment, like we shouldn't forget the hostages who are still there. But it seems that now everyone is only concerned about retaliating Iran. This would be such a major, maybe fatal, mistake.

AMY GOODMAN: I wanted to bring back in Reza Sayah. You were based in Cairo, Egypt, when you covered the negotiations between Israel and Hamas in 2014 as Israel launched its assault on Gaza then. Can you talk about what unfolded back then and how it compares to the negotiations that are taking place, what, in Doha and Cairo now for a ceasefire?

REZA SAYAH: Well, obviously, back then, what took place, as is taking place right now on a smaller scale, was the killing of lots of innocent civilians. But one thing that sticks out in my mind in 2014, in covering that conflict, was the Israeli government's flat-out refusal to negotiate. There were so many instances when I was talking to Hamas leaders who were in Cairo. And in these instances, they would tell me that the Israeli officials who were supposed to show up for those negotiations simply would not show up. And this was something that was not widely reported by Western and U.S. media, the Israeli government's seeming unwillingness to negotiate with Hamas. Eventually, there was negotiations, and that war ended, but in subsequent years leading up to this conflict, the cycle of war continued. But that's something that sticks out in my mind in that 2014 conflict.

AMY GOODMAN: I wanted to ask about Jordan's position in all of this, Trita Parsi, what role it plays. You had the United States, Britain, Jordan, France all intercepting some of these drones and missiles.

TRITA PARSI: Yes, numerous countries participated in the interception of these missiles. And the only reason they could do so was because the Iranians had given them 72 hours' heads-up, deliberately, because the entire purpose of this exercise was not to inflict damage but to restore what the Iranians believe is their deterrence and showcase their capability. And as Gideon said, the shooting down of these missiles was quite impressive, but I think we also have to keep in mind that there might be a different scenario in the future in which there is no forewarning of these attacks, and as a result, France, Britain and the United States will not be able to prepare for and participate, in this extent, in the shooting down of the missiles. And then, as a result, it's not entirely clear to what extent the Israeli air defenses would be capable of handling what would likely be a much larger barrage of missiles shot at Israel. So, I think the Israelis may have also picked up that at the end of the day, a military confrontation, even though Israel, of course, is much stronger than Iran, and certainly the U.S. is, but, nevertheless, will be very, very damaging to Israel, as well. And that, I think, is one of the key messages the Iranians were trying to send.

The Jordanians are, of course, caught in the middle there, because all of these different things are then flying over Jordanian airspace. And the Jordanian position has been that they're defending their airspace. They are not defending Israel. This is not done in order to necessarily help the Israelis. It's to make sure that Jordan asserts that no war should be taking place on its territory or in its airspace. That, nevertheless, is a tough position for the Jordanians to take, given the very, very strong sentiments that are now boiling over inside of Jordan because of the population's frustration with what is happening in Gaza and their perception that the Jordanian government, and the Arab world at large, have been helpless and not done enough to prevent the slaughter.

AMY GOODMAN: I wanted to ask Gideon Levy if you've been surprised by the amount of conversation going on between Iran and the United States, perhaps not directly. And also I want to put that question to Reza Sayah. But where the result is, you have United States saying they will not participate in Israel's retaliation, if they retaliate against Iran?

GIDEON LEVY: First of all, I would say we always portray Iran as a crazy state, as an insane state. It might be described like this. But in this case, it was very measured. Very measured. I wish the United States and Iran would have spoken much more. I wish the agreement, the nuclear agreement, would be still valid, and we would be in a much better place and safer place, rather than what both Donald Trump and Netanyhahu arranged us, canceling this agreement, which was the best way to prevent Iran from getting nuclear weapons. The more they speak, the better — under the table, above the table, behind the curtains, any way to talk to them. I still believe that every regime has its own interests, and dialogue is, by the end of the day, the best way, even if it's the Satan of Iran.

AMY GOODMAN: And can you talk, as you talked about what's happening also on the West Bank, if you can talk about the most recent news about the death of one of the most prominent Palestinian prisoners in an Israeli prison, died of cancer, novelist Walid Daqqa, who spent the past 38 years locked up for his involvement in an armed group that abducted and killed an Israeli soldier in 1984, rights groups pressuring Israel to release him, saying he was in dire need of medical attention, Amnesty International calling for his release, saying that since October 7th he had been tortured, humiliated and denied family visits? You've written about this.

GIDEON LEVY: I'm following this story for many, many years. I even visited Walid once in jail many years ago. It's one of those horrible stories which tells you much more than the story itself. Walid Daqqa is an Israeli. He is not a Palestinian from the West Bank. He's an Israeli Palestinian. He, by the way, didn't murder. He participated in a group which kidnapped an Israeli soldier and then killed him, some of them. He was not involved in it. But he was charged for murder and everything fined. He sat 37 years for this murder, much more than any murderer in the world — in Israel, not in the world. He, in this period, changed his — declared that he had enough with terror, declared that he regrets any terror actions. He's exactly the style of leadership that we should look forwards, those Palestinians who change their minds and clear terror as a tool.

But, no, for Israel, no Palestinian is good enough, and here, in the last years, started really a sadistic behavior toward him and his family. No visits. When he started to be ill in cancer, when he got no visits half the year now, they didn't even inform the family that he's dying. They didn't even inform the family he died. And now it's already 10 days. They don't even return the body, and don't let them mourn in their home. I mean, what is more sadistic than this? And what is more the face of this current government of Israel? When it comes to Palestinians, Israeli Palestinians or Palestinians from the West Bank or Gaza, sadism is the name of the game.

AMY GOODMAN: And I wanted to give Reza Sayah the last word. In U.S. media, we don't often hear from people in Tehran. You're a freelance journalist there in the capital of Iran. You've been covering Iran's relationship with Hamas, particularly in the aftermath of October 7th. Could you expand on this, and what you think it's most important for people to understand outside of Iran, and particularly here in the United States?

REZA SAYAH: Well, I think, from the people's standpoint, the people here are resilient. Most of them are peace-loving people who do not want war.

And I want to follow up on Mr. Levy's thought about how Iran is often portrayed in Western media to the American and Western audience as a radical, reckless, violent government. And I think a lot of thoughtful analysts will tell you that a radical entity, a radical government, would not last for 45 years like the Islamic Republic has. And these analysts will tell you that the reason that they have survived for these 45-plus years is that they're not reckless, that they're very calculating and they're measured.

And they understand, at this very high-stakes juncture, that there are forces that perhaps Israel wants to bait them into a wider war. And I think Iran understands that that would be a mistake. I think many here understand that if they get baited into a wider war, it would be a distraction to what's happening in Gaza, that has served the establishment here well by getting them a lot of political clout. And it would also potentially galvanize and unite Israel with its Western allies, Western allies that have been critical of Israel in their operation in Gaza.

So, at this hour, they're waiting to see what Israel does, if Israel retaliates. But history has shown that if Israel retaliates, Iran is going to be aware of what their responses could cost, and they're going to take a measured response. It's obviously a very high-stakes chess game, and a lot of people anxious to see what happens in the coming days.

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Now to the situations and the first person seems warranted. I have no idea how and who is interpreting what is going on and suspect most have just shut themselves off. I think the very strange man with the orange hair, on the other hand, fortells the Apocalypse. The Zionist entity, a cancerous blister on the face of a sickly world is spreading and increasing it its foul puss, killing those who have no weapons and saying it was "unintentional".

So we need to refer to what is called in AA meetings a "Higher Power," in this case, the Donald Trump/Lee Greenwood version of the KING JAMES BIBLE. If anyone out there can help clarify or answer any of the issues raised, surely what is left of civilization will be thrilled and perhaps relieved for the help. No research was done for this version – only that accumulated over the years and from various sources, but specific verses and authorities, much less page numbers, do not come up much on conversation and hence fade from the memory.

You can obtain much valuable background from a film called INHERIT THE WIND, a rendering of the main issues from an actual trial over the legality of Darwin in Ackron, Tennesee (not "Heavenly Hillsboro, as in the film"). All the characters were real, the dialogue is close to that in the trial transcripts, and it discusses the very King James version of the Bible, yes, the real version upon which so much of our attitudes and beliefs are based and which is available for only $59.99 from Donald Trump (CAUTION, PAGES MAY STICK TOGETHER). The book itself may spur on a new mantra, MAPA (as Donald has it, MAKE AMERICA PRAY AGAIN). Hey, I shit you not. The movie has been done three times, with Spencer Tracy, Jason Robards, and Jack Lemmon as the great Clarence Darrow. If there is interest, I'll review those productions in another edition.

Now for the world as this "Good Book" portrays it. The Donald presents us with the entire book, although for about a century the parts of it that Thomas Jefferson considered "nonsense" were ripped out of his edition, but all Senators and Congressmen, and OFFICERS were sworn in on it. Does God (see illustration above) accept that?

Well, we do need to have a bit of background as to how this book germinated. Earlier versions, in a form of Hebrew, were written down or scribbled, and the fashion then was to just use the consonants and forget about the vowels, an expedient that is about 89% reliable. Of course, that leaves at least some of it unreliable.

My first interest in this whole thing excluded Wycliff and any other translation. It is strictly King James (er, he followed Elizabeth I, the age of Shakespeare, Spenser, Marlowe, Ben Jonson, and a slew of others). So, how did this whole miserable existence start? I'd followed Hoyle (steady state universe), expanding, also followed by contracting, black holes, and so on, but never found a first cause. This could very well be a result of custom overcoming logic as we are conditioned to think in terms of cause and effect. Suppose effect comes first?

So, as best I can remember, it all started with "let there be light!" Well, that certainly beats working in the dark, but where is the light emanating from? From behind the Firmanent.

See, there was this firmament, and God "Parteth" it. Now where was this firmament and what was it doing? So, I guess we are in the second day, but you realize that the sun doesn't come into this until the fourth day (as the movie points out) so how long was the first day and how are we measuring it? I don't think we are going to get very far with this idea, so let us jump ahead.

Here is only the first of several pronouncements, perhaps laws, that is repeated several times through these pages. It states that "If a woman grabbeth a man by his secrets, her hand shall be cut off".) I actually do not remember the exact penalty for grabbing your man by his secrets, but it was severe. Several times when a social event morphed into a conversion conspiracy, I asked these humans what the secrets were, but got no answer. At most, the female members of the force simply bowed their heads to the floor, hoping that no divine wrath would befall them. i HASTEN TO ADD THAT THERE IS NO SUCH RULE ABOUT PUSSYS.

Careful, kids, the same is applied to you, so it's best you leave daddy's secrets alone. I'm not sure what they are, but it certainly seems like an insalubrious gesture to me, so best to ask your local priest – and bring the TRUMP/LEE GREENWOOD Bible with you.

The next one was first mentioned by Mark Twain. It seems there was this guy named Jereboam and God warned him to behave or he would separated "from those who pisseth against the wall". I imagine this was a very severe punishment, but there are other ways and places to relieve the pleasure. If you are confused about what this means, even Luther figured it out and it is in his translation.

The first time I heard David Steinberg's sermon on Job was in Chicago where I worked a bit at the Second City. He was mimicking a Rabbi he knew in New York. I was not a very good candidate for full-time activity because, although I could make up good lines when confronted, and start far-out situations, I never could remember my lines when it came to act or present them. That is something to remember when you hear someone claim they do things extemporaneously: actually, they have just about every situation done and rehearsed before it is even shouted out from the audience. The sermon ws the reason the Smothers Brothers was cancelled by CBS.

So Job is interesting because Jaweh sounds so stupid, arbitrary, and gullible that he does all sorts of ridiculous and sadistic things to Job just to show Satan how much people liked him. The whole thing about this religion caused Voltaire to attack Christianity because it was just a disguise for the same thing and later, in the Middle of the Twentieth Century, Jung mentioned that the whole Jesus birth and re-birth idea was God's way of straightening out his act.

Just one final topical item: somewhere in the Old Testament it is mentioned that God wants certain abortions to take place, mainly involving slaves who got pregnant.

The last issue, Revelations, is beyond me. It is some sort of allegory. In an allegory, one or more characters are posited as representing some value. Edmund started off with an epic on Holiness, and his adventures feature the forces against him. He is the Red 'Cross Knight. The next is moderation or Sir Guyon (Gee youn). An antagonist on holiness is Duessa, or duplicity, and so on. This goes on for a long time and Spenser dies before he finishes a bit more than six epics. I've written extensively on this.

REVELATIONS is completely beyond me. A plethora of horned demons, horses will, fire breathers, and so on infest the book. I simply assume it is the product of too much peyote and acid and whatever uppers were available. Frankly, I simply leave the entire project to fans of canon law.

So, I've seen enough proof the Trump/Greenwood book. I have heard reports that some of the pages stick together. I hereby relinquish any further interest in book reviewing.

Monday, April 01, 2024

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  1. This is Dean's report on the farcical apex of Trump'S griftmanship, BIBLES FOR SALE!!! But these are not just bibles – they are the Trump edition of the Lee Greenwood bible, originally published under royalty (King James I – often called the 'wisest fool in Christendom"). It is notable here because it is firmly in the public domain and hence no publishers or authors need to be paid. It also includes the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, the Lyrics to Lee Greenwood's song, and the Bill of Rights (word for word as it appears in the Constitution, op cit.).

I'm publishing it now as the effect on my cognitive structures has diminished and also so I can keep working on the introduction to it which I will publish shortly.

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Trump selling Bibles proves again: There's a MAGA sucker born every minute!

Trump wants MAGA to PAY Again!

DEAN OBEIDALLAH

MAR 27, 2024

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Famed infomercial hosts Billy Mays and Ron Popeil have nothing on Donald Trump. Even they didn't hawk three new products in a month. Add to that, none of them-- like Trump is now—were out on bail while selling their wares!

We all recall last month when Trump rolled out his new sneaker line featuring the golden colored, "Never Surrender High-top sneaker" that bore a large "T" and the number "45." Those kicks set you back $399.00. Trump also unveiled at the same time his new "Victory 47" cologne that came "encased in a luxurious gold bottle" at $99 a pop. That cologne apparently is for the man who wants to smell like a cross between cheeseburgers and victimhood.

Now Trump has a new product for his adoring fans: A Trump endorsed Bible. That's right, from the man who has broken every Commandment—likely more than once even though he can't name them—comes the Trump endorsed "God Bless the USA Bible" just in time for Easter. How much will this Bible—which per the website is "the only Bible endorsed" by Trump—cost you? Only $59.99.

But for $59.99 you don't just get a Bible. You also get the lyrics to country singer Lee Greenwood's song, "God Bless the USA." But wait…there's more! Trump will also send you a copy of the Bill of Rights, Declaration of Independence, Pledge of Allegiance and the U.S. Constitution. (I'm betting Trump has read the US Constitution less than the Bible.)

Trump—like Ron Popeil—pitched this new Bible by way of an infomercial-esque video complete with outrageous claims. Some of the best moments include Trump holding up the Bible while speaking directly to the camera, boasting that the Bible comes with a copy of the US Constitution "which I'm fighting for every day…very hard." This coming from a guy facing numerous federal and state felonies for attempting to end our Constitution by overturning the 2020 election.

Then Trump—like Tony Hawk selling his famed work out equipment the AbRider and the Gazelle—made the case that since he uses the product with great results, you should too. That is where the man facing a criminal trial in New York next month for paying hush money to a porn star after having an affair with her just six months after his wife Melania gave birth to their only child, told us: "All Americans need a Bible in their home and I have many, it's my favorite book." Perhaps Trump keeps the hush money in the Bibles?!

From there, Trump moved on to the hard sell, telling his fans, "Religion and Christianity are the biggest things missing from this country and I truly believe that we need to bring them back here and we have to bring them back fast." Adding, "I'm proud to endorse and encourage you to get this Bible. We must make America pray again." In reality, Trump is simply trying to get his supporters to PAY again.

Trump wrapped up this unholy infomercial telling supporters: "I think you all should get a copy of God Bless the U.S.A. Bible now and help spread our Christian values with others. There you have it."

Of course, this is the same Trump who during the 2016 campaign told students at a Christian college that "Two Corinthians 3:17, that's the whole ballgame. ... Is that the one you like?" The students laughed because the correct reference is not Two Corinthians, but "Second Corinthians."

And during the 2016 campaign when asked for his favorite Bible verse that has inspired him, Trump told the host, "I mean, when we get into the Bible, I think many, so many. And some people, look, an 'eye for an eye,' you can almost say that." Wait until Trump hears about Jesus saying "turn the other cheek" in the New Testament?!

Will Trump's supporters buy this Bible/US Constitution/Declaration of Independence/Lee Greenwood lyrics package?! Of course they will. Just like some bought his sneakers, cologne and millions more have bought Trump's non-stop lies.

That's where the jokes end. The problem facing our nation is not Trump, it's his followers. While we are disgusted by all things Trump from his attempted coup to his selling Bibles, they love him for it.

This type of blind loyalty to Trump is one of the defining traits of fascist movements. Yale Professor Jason Stanley, author of the book "How Fascism Works," explained in July 2020: "Fascism is based on power, loyalty, and fear of the other. The fascist leader is infallible." He added, "And anyone who opposes him is immediately a traitor to the nation."

Stanley then noted about Trump: "The connection he has forged with his supporters ever since he first ran, remember the comment, 'I could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue in broad daylight and I wouldn't lose a single supporter?', adding, "That's a fascist connection of total loyalty."

The question is why is that millions of Americans can be taken by a conman who is faced with numerous felonies and has left behind a string of failed businesses from Trump University to Trump airlines to Trump Vodka and more?!

A big part—although not the only explanation—is that nearly 60% of those who voted for Trump in 2020 are white people with a high school education or less. Even in the 2024 GOP primary, Nikki Haley won more college educated Republicans in states like South Carolina while two-thirds of Trump's backers were white people without a college degree.

To be clear: You 100% do not need to go to college or beyond to be intelligent. I know many lawyers I worked with who are idiots and, conversely, I know people with high school degrees who are remarkable. But as studies have noted--there is a connection between higher education levels and critical thinking skills.

There's also the fact that people with only high school degrees versus college degrees typically have a higher unemployment rate and lower incomes. For example, a recent study found in 2023 that the median income for recent graduates reached $60,000 a year for bachelor's degree holders aged 22–27. For high school graduates the same age, median earnings were much lower at about $36,000 a year.

The fact that life hasn't worked out for some of these Trump supporters explains why they are attracted to a person who tells them don't blame yourself for any failings, blame others. This explains the reason Trump's victimhood narrative is so alluring for his base.

Of course, there are Trump supporters who are very educated and very successful. I doubt they will buy Trump sneakers or his cologne. But they will still vote for him because he serves other interests, from maintaining white supremacy to tax cuts for the wealthy.

At this point, though, our laser focus must be on winning in 2024, not psycho-analyzing Trumpers. But with each Trump lie and new product he sells, he reminds us: There's a MAGA sucker born every minute!

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